bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

Bastedo: You speak very white
Person Who Doesn't Use Ebonics: But I'm black.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.